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5 MLB Mascots That Deserve a Groin-Punching

Most of these anthropomorphic beasts don´t have actual genitalia. But if they did, their forced merriment would earn them a fist to the loins.

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Carmen Electra

We always knew she was a parody girl.

Vanessa Minnillo

Think of her as FEMA for your eyes in this week's Disaster Movie.

A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth…

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Oh, Nickelback. Pretty much all you're good for anymore are parodies.

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Eight fictional prisoners that would make for okay cellmates.

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The 10 best football players turned wrestlers.

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Katy Perry gets her breasts plastered.

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What's the worst sports-related song of all time? Here's a start.

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5. Chorizo (Milwaukee Brewers)
We´re OK with the Hot Dog, the Italian and Polish Sausages, and the Bratwurst. But suiting up the multilingual Chorizo in a sombrero and forcing him/her/it, likely under threat of deportation, to do the Mexican Hat Dance? The Brewers might as well add a yarmulke-wearing Brisket and Afroed Drumstick to the competition.

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[8/29/2008]