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7 Animals More Desperate for Sex Than Men

Men will do, say, or put up with just about anything to get laid. And we´ve still got nothing on these beasts.
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Vanessa Minnillo
Think of her as FEMA for your eyes in this week's Disaster Movie.

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A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth…


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American Alligator
Most of us are barely willing to put in four minutes of foreplay. Meanwhile, the American alligator has to crank-start his mate for closer to four days before sealing the deal. But, hey, when you get laid once a year, what´s 96 hours of rubbing, splashing, and snout-punching?


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